Jumat, 29 Mei 2009

Kate Gosselin To Publish Cookbook (Ha!) and Where Was Jon Memorial Day


Looking more and more like a divorced couple, Jon and Kate spent Memorial Day Apart. Jon spent the day in Newburgh, New York buying dinner for two other women. And Kate spent the day with children, nannies, and bodyguards in North Carolina. Jon just wants to act like that douche bag married guy with kids who just wants to be single.

And Kate will be releasing a cookbook on 13 October, Love Is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories, $19.79. A cookbook from a woman who has a chef, and if you read the closing credits there is catering on days they film. And they film most days.

But it gets even funnier. The back cover states, "Fans ... won’t want to miss this inside look at one of America’s most famous close-knit families." Close knit my behind. Jon is making his great break for freedom, and I bet Mady will be next. Just wait until she finds out about emancipation.


In addition to offering nutritious recipes and tips on eating organically, Love Is in the Mix promises to teach readers "how to craft family traditions that create happy memories" and "how to feed a large family on a budget." The book will include family photos and anecdotes about her twins and sextuplets.

According to the site, Kate will also offer insight into handling picky eaters, making lunchtime fun, planning meals for vacations, and making ordinary days "extra special."

Dinnertime at the Gosselin mansion never looks particularly happy. It is usually just the kids snacking on grapes and raw veggies slapped quickly on paper plates. Yeah, she cares about the environment and organic crap so much that she uses dozens of paper plates every day. And the kiddies are going to have such happy memories of mommy yelling at daddy constantly.


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